Terms & Conditions of eating at Lazy Moe's
- 1. Leave all bad moods at the door and pick them up on your way out.. if you need to
- 2. Do you understand plain English? We do not split bills! oK? And for those of you who don’t Understand, here it is in a few more languages:
- Non Si Dividino I Conti
- Ce Compte Doit Etie Layer En Foul
- Ne Djeli mo Racun... OK!
- EmeiΣ Δen xopizoumai to o apiazmo
- 3. Hello - you’re in my house now, so i’ll tell ya where you’re sitting and don’t be re-arranging my furniture
- 4. There is a meaning behind please wait to be seated. if you read between the lines, it really means, i (moe), don’t want you walk’n in like you own the joint, sitting where you want, and complaining about bad service because we don’t know where you sat yourselves!
- 5. By the way moe is not responsible for any bad punctuation or mispelled words. if you are concerned, he will give you 40¢ and you can tell someone who cares.
- 6. Last but not least have a grouse night!
- 7. Oh... and please push your chairs in before you leave
- 8. There is only one thing left to do... remember your table number when paying
- 9. If you don’t accept our terms & conditions and think you can do it better.. make moe an offer.. money talks bull$#*% walks!