Terms & Conditions of eating at Lazy Moe's

• 1. Leave all bad moods at the door and pick them up on your way out.. if you need to
• 2. Do you understand plain English? We do not split bills! oK? And for those of you who don’t Understand, here it is in a few more languages:
• Non Si Dividino I Conti
• Ce Compte Doit Etie Layer En Foul
• Ne Djeli mo Racun... OK!
• EmeiΣ Δen xopizoumai to o apiazmo
• 3. Hello - you’re in my house now, so i’ll tell ya where you’re sitting and don’t be re-arranging my furniture
• 4. There is a meaning behind please wait to be seated. if you read between the lines, it really means, i (moe), don’t want you walk’n in like you own the joint, sitting where you want, and complaining about bad service because we don’t know where you sat yourselves!
• 5. By the way moe is not responsible for any bad punctuation or mispelled words. if you are concerned, he will give you 40¢ and you can tell someone who cares.
• 6. Last but not least have a grouse night!
• 7. Oh... and please push your chairs in before you leave
• 8. There is only one thing left to do... remember your table number when paying
• 9. If you don’t accept our terms & conditions and think you can do it better.. make moe an offer.. money talks bull$#*% walks!