TERMS + CONDITIONS
OF EATING AT LAZY MOE'S

• Leave all bad moods at the door and pick them up on your way out... If you need to.
• Do you understand plain english? We do not split bills! Ok? And for those of you who don't understand, here it is in a few more languages :
  - Nous ne partageons pas les notes!
  - نحن لا تقسيم الفواتير
  - Die Rechnung darf nicht gesplittet werden
  - Non si dividono i conti
  - Co compte doit etie layer en foul
  - Ne djeli mo racun... Ok!
  - EmeiΣ Δen Xopizoumai to ΛoΓapiazmo
• Hello - You're in my house now, so'll tell ya where you're sitting and don't be re-arranging my furniture.
• There is a meaning behind please wait to be seated, if you read between the lines, it is really means, I (Moe), don't want you talk'n in like you own the joint, sitting whew you want, and complaining about bad service because we don't know where you sat yourselves!
• By the way Moe is not responsible for any bad punctuation or misspelled words. If you are concerned, he will give you 40c and you can tell someone who cares.
• Last but not least have grouse night!
• Oh ... And please push your chairs in before you leave
• There is only one thing left to do ... Remember your table number when paying
• If you don't accept our terms + conditions and think you can do it better... Make Moe an offer... Money talks Bull$#*% walks!