TERMS + CONDITIONS
OF EATING AT LAZY MOE'S
- Leave all bad moods at the door and pick them up on your way out... If you need to.
Do you understand plain english? We do not split bills!
Ok? And for those of you who don't understand, here it is in a few more languages :
- Nous ne partageons pas les notes!
- نحن لا تقسيم الفواتير
- Die Rechnung darf nicht gesplittet werden
- Non si dividono i conti
- Co compte doit etie layer en foul
- Ne djeli mo racun... Ok!
- EmeiΣ Δen Xopizoumai to ΛoΓapiazmo
- Hello - You're in my house now, so'll tell ya where you're sitting and don't be re-arranging my furniture.
- There is a meaning behind please wait to be seated, if you read between the lines, it is really means, I (Moe), don't want you talk'n in like you own the joint, sitting whew you want, and complaining about bad service because we don't know where you sat yourselves!
- By the way Moe is not responsible for any bad punctuation or misspelled words. If you are concerned, he will give you 40c and you can tell someone who cares.
- Last but not least have grouse night!
- Oh ... And please push your chairs in before you leave
- There is only one thing left to do ... Remember your table number when paying
- If you don't accept our terms + conditions and think you can do it better... Make Moe an offer... Money talks Bull$#*% walks!